Monthly Archives: April 2012


Somebody thinks my blog is feral.  I am thus inherently feral as well.




Morning and night again.  Stomach hurts right now.

Tourist in my own city

Went around Vancouver doing the Tourism Challenge.  Vancouver Art Gallery, Aquarium, Big Bus Tour, Griffin’s for dinner. Also…


Tim Horton’s Walnut Crunch donut at Harbour Centre at the heart of downtown Vancouver. That’s a pretty healthy looking log.

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A party is a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing, conversation, or recreation.

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Went out to Library Square last night.  After drinking alcohol  (1 Red Headed Slut, 1 shot vodka, 1 shot crown):04212012

Not much difference, but I only had 3 drinks.  Alcohol over 40% is supposed to really irritate the intestines, possibly causing diarrhea and such. That’s one less problem on my list my mother keeps adding to. She is really making me quite angry these days.  She’s being a hypochondriac, but not for herself, for her kids.  I’m not sick physically or psychologically, shut up forever please.

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1. of, pertaining to, or resembling a phallus.
2. of or pertaining to phallicism.
3. genital ( def. 2b )


When bullshit is not enought

Bullshit wasn’t enough yesterday.

Two of my coworkers and I got laid off yesterday because they’re centralizing customer service.  Last day is June 1st for me and the other girl in the same position.  The 3rd girl, who had a slightly higher position, just packed up all the plants in her office and left without even saying goodbye.  Whaleshit day.

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A term meaning fecal matter used by hispanics to deter their kids from touching something.



Hunted down the 13th issue of Lula from Lark. Made a quick trip to the washroom at the food court at Waterfront station. 

What I ate:

  • Raw cookie dough balls made of almonds, hazelnuts, chocolate chips
  • Rice
  • Chicken from one of those Chinese butcher places
  • Peas and celery and such, made by my mother
  • Grapes
  • Lamb made by my father
  • Tofu



Noun: A large bowl for urinating or defecating into, typically plumbed into a sewage system and with a flushing mechanism.
Verb: Assist or supervise (someone, esp. an infant or invalid) in using a toilet.



Lumpy. What did I eat yesterday?

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To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.


The T.P. covered it up a bit today…04152012

I’ve been defecating normally these days.  My intestines are cooperating to make sure I don’t embarrass myself online maybe.  It might also be because I’ve been keeping a very regular schedule of eat, work, stay home and watch TV while wondering about my existence and my future… What was the point of getting a B.Sc.? Will this ASc in Forensics really help me get a better job (preferably in a related field, somewhere in a police department)? 

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I think I pooped more today after going for a run, shopping for 3-4 hours, and walking home from the bus stop. This totally beats sitting at my desk in the office.