defecate

[def-i-keyt]

To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

Source: Dictionary.com

The T.P. covered it up a bit today…04152012

I’ve been defecating normally these days.  My intestines are cooperating to make sure I don’t embarrass myself online maybe.  It might also be because I’ve been keeping a very regular schedule of eat, work, stay home and watch TV while wondering about my existence and my future… What was the point of getting a B.Sc.? Will this ASc in Forensics really help me get a better job (preferably in a related field, somewhere in a police department)? 

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exercise

I think I pooped more today after going for a run, shopping for 3-4 hours, and walking home from the bus stop. This totally beats sitting at my desk in the office.

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dumbshit

A stupid person or someone who makes or has just made a significant mistake.

Source; http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dumbshit

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pooped

Very tired: work, study, play.

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normal

/ˈnôrməl/

Conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.

Source: Google

Back to my normal amount.04092012

lonely

/ˈloʊnli/

Affected with, characterized by, or causing a depressing feeling of being alone; lonesome.

Source: www.dictionary.com 

Lonely little buggers today…

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…but really, there’s no reason to feel lonely. I’m not the only one writing about poo. 1000 Awesome Things blogged about it today too:
http://1000awesomethings.com/2012/04/11/7-that-feeling-in-your-stomach-after-a-really-big-dump/

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holidays

Skipped a day or two because of the holidays. It’s been real hectic. There was none on Saturday while I was in Seattle, so I am using the following image as replacement:

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Ecliars de Le Panier (Very French Bakery),  Nous avons manger les croissants, le pain au chocolat, et les maccarons, et puis nous avons faire beaucoup de shopping (grammar?). C’était une bonne journée.  

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long and skinny, pt. 2

04062012

A double shot of Grey Goose, a Coke and Jack, and a few sips of Strawberry Smoothie flavored Vex after, it is longer than yesterday. Alcohol over 40% is known to irritate the mucosal lining of the GI tract.  Also, Happy Easter.

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long and skinny

04052012

Late post for yesterday’s.  Sorry, had a party to attend for one of my oldest guy pals, and time just flies when you’re under the influence.